Sunday, September 20, 2009

Hey, It's OK.........

….to change into your pajamas the second you get home from work
….to take off everything before stepping onto the scale – underwear, jewelery, ponytail holder.….to give up on chopsticks and ask for a fork.
….to send your mom straight to voicemail every once in a while.
….to start your to-do list with a task you’ve already done.…. to eat really sharp, crusty bread that hurts and wonder, how in God’s name will I deal with childbirth?
….if your favorite section of the newspaper is still the comics.
….to wonder if you can still be sexy in bed... with your socks on.
….to press 0 to speak to a live human every single time.
….to put on lipgloss before going to the gym.
….if your yoga pants have become so all-purpose, you should just call them pants.
….to put down and abandon a full basket of groceries at trader joe’s because saving $15 is not worth waiting 30 minutes in a crowded cramped line (I don’t agree with this one of course, being that I work @TJ’s, but had to add it since it made me laugh)
….to believe your scale in the morning, but not at night.
….to save calories all day just to completely splurge on ice cream at night.
….to push your sunglasses up onto your head and consider it a hairstyle.
….to pretend to text message to get out of talking with the hyper-chatty person standing next to you. It's called communi-faking, and we all do it.
….to prefer flowers to makeup sex.
….to secretly hope that your ex considers you the one that got away.
….to wear a bra that gives you an unfair advantage.
….to take offense at whatever follows “hey, no offense….”
….to do a ring check the minute you meet a cute guy.
….to never quite figure out what to do with the back of your hair or make it look half as good as the front.
….to consider your life happy and on track even if it doesn't involve a mortgage or a man.
….to let a Facebook friend invitation idle in your inbox, because you don’t particularly want the person as a friend, but you feel a little bad rejecting them.
….to tell a friend you already have plans on Saturday night when your “plans” really just include the couch, ice cream and whatever happens to be languishing in your TiVo.

i don't really read Glamour magazine anymore...but came across an old copy and remembered how much i loved their "hey, it's ok" page....so i thought i'd compile a few of my favorites here....feel free to come up with some of your own....always a good laugh.....and always nice to know that your not the only one who feels/thinks the way you do.